did you know that for the oscars red carpet, some celebrities inject botox into their armpits to disable the sweat glands so that they don't get embarrassing stains on their designer frocks?
in other news: there is a website on the internet that will translate any web page into one of the following dialects: redneck, jive, cockney, elmer fudd, swedish chef, moron, pig latin or hacker.
entertainingly, if you click here, and then click the 'Dialectize!' button you will see the 'about' profile from my website translated into redneck.
click here to try a web page and dialect of your choosing.
on the stereo: 'first breath after coma' by explosions in the sky, from the album 'the earth is not a cold dead place'. www.explosionsinthesky.com